Evil so singularly personified

Author: andydougan

Date: August 3, 2004

by andydougan
8-03-04
Crisis for Christian Slater at the Edinburgh Fringe
I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel my appearance in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I'm sick, you see.
Yes, we know that. You get your kicks out of snorting crack cut with ground glass and then going out to beat up women. That's why we cast you.
I meant physically sick. I have chicken pox.
Sissy.