Mind over martyr

Author: andydougan

Date: October 23, 2004

by andydougan
10-23-04
Iraq
Look what those infidel occupiers have done to our country! We ought to teach them a lesson!
You're right! Let's go and kill them!
Eh, nah. They might hurt us. Let's instead kidnap and torture an aid worker who's spent her life helping Iraqis.
Yeah! Tony Blair will lose a lot of sleep over that! WE ARE GOD'S SOLDIERS!
How about her over there?
Hmm, let's go for one with no limbs. No sense taking needless risks.