Pony-tailed persiflage

Author: andydougan

Date: October 23, 2004

by andydougan
10-23-04
Steven Seagal, action man
I hope that I can be known as a great writer and actor someday, rather than a sex symbol.
Actual quote.
They're showing Under Siege at the UGC. Want to go?
Sorry but I need to stay at home and file my nipples down with a cheesegrater.