Been a wild Rover for many's the year

Author: andydougan

Date: October 29, 2004

by andydougan
10-29-04
Rudy Giuliani, occasional dabbler in incest
It's the troops' fault, not the President's, that no weapons have been found in Iraq! Did they search carefully enough? (ACTUAL QUOTE)
Why can't those lazy soldiers be competent like us bureaucrats?
Gah! Someone cut this imbecile's mic!
I tell you, George, keeping all these GOP retards from wrecking your campaign fair takes it out of a man.
I just snorted heroin out of a hooker's anus on national television.