If you believe that...

Author: andydougan

Date: July 8, 2001

by andydougan
7-08-01
Mr Ancram! John Pienaar, BBC political journalist. Rumour has it you're boring and crap. Any comments?
Well, I think William fought a great campaign...blah de blah...same old, same old...hang on. You're not John Pienaar.
Yes I am. I swapped bodies with Huw Edwards.
Do you expect me to believe that?
So are the Tories going to win the next general election?
Of course!