Based on a true story

Author: andydougan

Date: July 8, 2001

by andydougan
7-08-01
Gargh! Windows Millennium Edition has crashed on me for the two hundred and sixteenth time in the last half hour!
Blue screen of death! Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. Except even that won't work.
I can't take it anymore!!! It's terrible!!!!! It makes Win98 look like a paragon of operating system excellence!!!!!!! AAARGH!!!!!!!!!
My computer just spontaneously combusted.
Must need upgrading to Win2000.