Why don't you get a job?

Author: andydougan

Date: July 9, 2001

by andydougan
7-09-01
Want to buy a Big Issue? Obtain reading material and help the homeless in one fell swoop!
No. You'd just spend the money on drugs.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a grossly overpaid member of an incompetent quango.
I see you've got a packet of biscuits, a porn film and a sickbag there. Got a little party planned this evening?
Look, what I do with my money is my business!