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| Daddy, what does "goatse.cx" mean? | |
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| Er, um, I don't know. Why do you ask? | |
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| Because you were masturbating over a so-named website last night. I took pictures of this nauseating scene and sent them to everyone you know. | |
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| And finally...a small child's corpse was found in a food mixer today. John Pienaar is on the scene. John! | |
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