www.statslab.cam.ac.uk/~johnson/portillo/portaloo.html

Author: andydougan

Date: July 14, 2001

by andydougan
7-14-01
Michael Portillo MP and Peter Lilley MP, smokin' a bowl
Hey, this is pretty good shit.
If you let me be on your cabinet, there's plenty more where that came from!
What if I don't win the leadership?
I considered that, so I'm hedging my bets. I've also given Iain Duncan Smith a quarter kilo of crack.
Far out.
Which reminds me, I need to get that bag of black tar heroin back off that loser Ancram.