Ninety seconds I'll never get back

Author: andydougan

Date: March 18, 2005

by andydougan
3-18-05
Baws! I forgot to make a comic about the Oscars this year! I'll have to rustle up something fast.
Er...I guess I'm high-pitched compere Chris Rock. Um, niggers.
I'm Russell Crowe. I won an Oscar once. It was for a shit film.
And I'm supposed to be famous Italian auteur Martin Scorsese. I have fewer Oscars than Russell Crowe. Apparently this just goes to show how warped the whole system is, as if it matters.
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