Pukka tukka

Author: andydougan

Date: March 29, 2005

by andydougan
3-29-05
I'll have the salade régurgitée with sauce à catarrhe and a croûte de sperme. Oh, and a side order of freedom fries.
Very good, sir. And to drink?
This is kind of a digression - but have you ever noticed that if you rub the crevice between your leg and scrotum, it feels a bit like a woman's vagina?
DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?!?!
I don't know. I seem to have mislaid the wine list.
Sir's skinny ass is sitting on it.