New Zealand story

Author: andydougan

Date: April 10, 2005

by andydougan
4-10-05
Wow! Look over there! It's Academy Award-winner Russell Crowe!
Who?
You know, the shit one out of The Quick and the Dead.
Oh yeah! He seemed like a really nice guy in that film. Hey, let's get his autograph!
I hate eating in public. If anyone talks to me I'm going to cut their larynx out.
Now, dear. That's how you got your ass handed to you last time.