New Zealand story 3

Author: andydougan

Date: April 11, 2005

by andydougan
4-11-05
GET OFF ME!!! YOU BASTARD!!! I'LL SCREAM!!! I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL SCREAM!!!
Well, another quiet night has descended into carnage and bloodshed. And all because Russell spotted another human being.
LET GO OF MY PANTIES!!! WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER ARE YOU??! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
At first I found his bad boy ways sexy. And I fooled myself that beneath that adamantine exterior pulsed the melancholy heart of a poet. A man who...who could let me...in.
How does he attain such a high pitch?
Cheque, please.