New Zealand story 5

Author: andydougan

Date: April 17, 2005

by andydougan
4-17-05
Hard man actor Russell Crowe gets his cunt kicked in! Andrew Marr is on the scene! Andrew!
I'm here with Ina Vag, dubbed "The Router of Rusty" by the Wall Street Journal! Mrs Vag, how does it feel to be famous for fifteen seconds?
I'm just disappointed that Russell turned out to be so nasty. He seemed really sensitive in Romper Stomper.
Is that the one where he played a muscly guy?
Are the fifteen seconds up yet?