This joke may or may not be stolen from arrandildocompany

Author: andydougan

Date: June 7, 2005

by andydougan
6-07-05
...body count in the millions in Darfur. And now back to our main story. Russel Crowe was arrested yesterday in New York for throwing telephones at people. Mark Mardell is on the scene.
Gah! It's RUSSELL Crowe! Two Ls! Why does everyone make that mistake? Is it that difficult to get right?
Meanwhile, in Sudan
So how's married life treating you?
Well, the sex is pretty much sewn up.