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Christian Slater and Russell Crowe, incarcerated actors
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| I threw a telephone at the face of a concierge who wasn't sufficiently deferent. You? | |
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| Ah, I sexually assaulted this old woman. And despite my repeated threats of violence, she's pressing charges (ALL TRUE). | |
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| I tell you, it's come to a pretty pass when the elite of the earth are treated like common criminals. | |
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| Sirs? It's dinner time. We've laid out the candle-lined red carpet. | |
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| Candles?! We wanted kneeling eunuchs! Don't you know who we are? | |
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