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| Crime is on the increase. I guess we'll just have to impose Draconian laws and curtail the right to trial by jury. | |
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| No, no, no. We tried that last time and it didn't work. We should do the very opposite, in fact: legalise everything. | |
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| What, everything? Murder, rape, genocide, drawing benefit when you've actually got a job...? | |
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| The lot. Think about it: it'll be physically impossible to commit a crime, we'll be hailed as an example to the rest of the world and, as a bonus, the lefties can't accuse us of being totalitarian! | |
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| Hey, yeah! And if a member of the government comes up with a stupid idea, you can burn them at the stake! | |
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| Exactly! Oh...wait a minute, maybe I haven't thought this through... | |
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