Priorities

Author: andydougan

Date: August 13, 2001

by andydougan
8-13-01
The Daily Record, Glasgow
I see that a man who went through hell fleeing a tyrannical regime has been mindlessly knifed to death in Glasgow, the very place he came to escape that regime.
Bah! He was probably an illegal immigrant. And a con artist, too. So who cares?
Also, some ned has accidentally killed himself by sniffing lighter fluid.
Alack! He was no angel! Football-daft! We'll all miss him! We must hunt down the evil shopkeeper who sold him the lighter fluid!