And they're off!

Author: andydougan

Date: August 21, 2001

by andydougan
8-21-01
Across the country, proud Conservatives receive their ballot papers!
Aw no, they wrote "Conservative Party" on the envelope! The postman will have seen it!
The make their choices carefully, knowing full well how much is at stake!
I'm in such a bad mood today, I'm going to vote for Iain Duncan Smith.
With a keen optimism, they look to the future!
We...are...fucking...doomed.