CC60 - I am literate

Author: andydougan

Date: September 7, 2001

by andydougan
9-07-01
What ho, my good fellow! Wouldst thou be so noble as to direct me to the nearest hostelry wherein a man may sate his thirst with a flagon of ale and his weariness with a clean bed?
Gad! What manner of hellish travesty be this? I would perish ere I be tempted by its blasphemies and lusts! A blessing, then, that I am with a casket of trinitrotoluene equipped!
You wound me, sirrah! 'Tis no fault of mine that my lineaments offend thee!
Avaunt, denizen of the nether-realms! Mine ears are deaf to thy ruses!