Maybe he should go back to the tobacco smuggling...

Author: andydougan

Date: September 10, 2001

by andydougan
9-10-01
Hello there, sir! Are you by any chance a Conservative?
Errr...maybe. Who wants to know?
I'm Ken Clarke. You must have seen me in some form of media lately. Have you voted yet?
Voted? Are we having another election? The last one doesn't seem five years ago...
No, it's an intra-Tory election. You're supposed to elect a leader for the party. Didn't you get a ballot paper in the post?
I don't get any post ever since that time I forgot to get dressed before answering the door.