Sharia la la lee

Author: andydougan

Date: February 6, 2006

by andydougan
2-06-06
Mullah Omar, cleric on the lam
I'm so proud. This is the night of my forty-second daughter's wedding. To my nephew.
Hey, Uncle Mohammed, I'm having a bit of trouble getting her open.
Huh! Sounds like you're in a bit of a STITCH! And you with oats to SEW! Still, I'm sure your relationship will HEAL OVER!
Shut up and get me a more serrated saw.
I picked up those puns in Nigeria.