Comic Cup V - Pink donkey gets a knighthood

Author: andydougan

Date: September 29, 2001

by andydougan
9-29-01
Sung to the tune of "Wonderful Tonight"
On my way to the palace/I pass outside wirthling's place.
"Don't go this way," I cry/"Unless you want to be debased!"
But I do not hear him...
Ooh, that anus looks so tight!
Who's next on the list?
You have one deaf fool to knight.