Thanks to arrandildocompany for this clever jest

Author: andydougan

Date: October 4, 2001

by andydougan
10-04-01
It has come to my attention that "al-Qaida" translates as "the base".
Um...
So, then: what does George Bush say to Osama bin Laden?
No! Please! Don't! Don't say it! DON'T SAY IT!!!
Al your Qaida are belong to us!
Gah! War is beginning!