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| So these terrorists are comin at us wi fuckin petrol boambs. An ah'm like, ah'm no havin this, an ah fuckin set aboot thum, know? | |
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| Ah booted that cunt's cunt so hard ma fuckin Achilles tendon snapped. Now thae cunts know no ae fuckin mess! Yas! | |
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| I've never been north of the Chilterns, so I have no idea what you just said. But this'll have to do. I have a baccarat game in half an hour. | |
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| At least we know that we are a strong people who will not be cowed by such craven acts. | |
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| Next: we were going to show Die Hard 2, but that's got airports blowing up so it might make our viewers cry. Here's Fried Green Tomatoes instead. | |
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