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BBC News with John Simpson in Jalalabad
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| Ho ho! I think I'll pull my trousers down and wave my penis about while giving this report! | |
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| Well, Huw, there's really nothing new to report. But I'm going to talk anyway. Oh, by the way, are the viewers aware that Eastenders is now going out nine times a week? | |
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| Ah, visual clarity's been restored! JESUS! Isn't that the excrement of a licence-payer? | |
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