Well seen he knows

Author: andydougan

Date: October 28, 2001

by andydougan
10-28-01
BBC News with John Simpson in Jalalabad
Ho ho! I think I'll pull my trousers down and wave my penis about while giving this report!
Well, Huw, there's really nothing new to report. But I'm going to talk anyway. Oh, by the way, are the viewers aware that Eastenders is now going out nine times a week?
Ah, visual clarity's been restored! JESUS! Isn't that the excrement of a licence-payer?