Comic Cup 6 - Why Rome fell

Author: andydougan

Date: November 1, 2001

by andydougan
11-01-01
The Creation "Science" Institute
We've just got the results of the carbon dating tests on the Pickmaster 3000 electric nosepicker we unearthed.
And?
According to the test, the Pickmaster is about 1500 years old! This proves that carbon dating is a sham and creationism is the one true science!
Huzzah! Break out the non-alcoholic champagne!
5th century AD
I don't care what anyone thinks. I'm opening a Pickmaster 3000 emporium and that's that!
I'm telling you, Brutus, it's immoral. It'll lead to the decline of civilisation as we know it.