How to get ahead in the Labour Party

Author: andydougan

Date: November 9, 2001

by andydougan
11-09-01
BBC News with Huw Edwards and Henry McLeish, dethroned First Minister
Compared to the sainted Donald Dewar, you were just a corrupt incompetent, weren't you?
Yeah. I couldn't pay off the media like he did. I was too busy doing things like introducing free care for the elderly.
BLASPHEMER!!! Next you'll be saying John Smith was just a bland cipher who was actually far less committed to devolution than, for example, Malcolm Rifkind!
I think I'd best die. I could do with some good press for a change.