CC79: Lara's secret identity

Author: andydougan

Date: November 13, 2001

by andydougan
11-13-01
During the day, mild-mannered Lara seems like any other librarian...
I'd like to take out this copy of "Gene Pitney's Greatest Hits", please.
But by night, she is...
Schadenfreudewoman! Gloating at the misfortunes of the residents of San Francisco!
Help! My neighbour keeps playing some ear-piercing high-pitched noise! I wish he *was* twenty-four hours from Tulsa!
Nyeh heh heh! Suffer!