TTC1: What Ford did next

Author: andydougan

Date: November 15, 2001

by andydougan
11-15-01
As the old song tells, Ford is famous for having "laid poor Jesse in his grave".
Hey baby, is that rigor mortis or are you just happy to see me?
The ambiguity of this lyric still provokes controversy to this day.
People didn't do things like that in those days.
Oh yeah? James married his own first cousin, didn't he?
Eventually, a determined anagrammatist solves the mystery...
James dies, killed by Ford...
Jerk semi-fills dead body. De body frees all jism, kid!