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| So the Jews were right all along! I guess I should've listened to my colleague Joshua Rosenberg. | |
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| Well, no harm done. Everyone goes to the same afterlife in Judaism anyway. Renders the whole religion a bit pointless, but that's life. | |
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| Anyway, why did al-Qaeda fly a plane into the Evening Times building? It seems a strange choice of target. | |
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| It wasn't al-Qaeda. It was the guy who writes "Animal Crackers". His latest strip plumbed new depths, even for him, and he destroyed the building to stop it ever being printed. | |
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| Oh dear. What an embarrassing person to get killed by. | |
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| Count your blessings. Ever heard of Michael Barrymore...? | |
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