Roger Bollen, stone-cold killer

Author: andydougan

Date: December 1, 2001

by andydougan
12-01-01
So the Jews were right all along! I guess I should've listened to my colleague Joshua Rosenberg.
Well, no harm done. Everyone goes to the same afterlife in Judaism anyway. Renders the whole religion a bit pointless, but that's life.
Anyway, why did al-Qaeda fly a plane into the Evening Times building? It seems a strange choice of target.
It wasn't al-Qaeda. It was the guy who writes "Animal Crackers". His latest strip plumbed new depths, even for him, and he destroyed the building to stop it ever being printed.
Oh dear. What an embarrassing person to get killed by.
Count your blessings. Ever heard of Michael Barrymore...?