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| Good news! The op was a success! However, we had to amputate your torso, and I accidentally left a pair of earmuffs in your brain after performing the lobotomy. | |
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| This may have some adverse side effects. For example, your eyes_are_now_hyper-photosensitive and will be scorched by daylight, so you'll have to become nocturnal. But you're lucky to be alive. | |
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| The herring in my head tells me so. | |
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| Could I see your medical certificate? I can't believe this is standard treatment for an ingrowing toenail. | |
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