Dear green place

Author: andydougan

Date: December 10, 2001

by andydougan
12-10-01
'Scuse me, pal...do you smoke puff?
Um...
Cos ah wis meant tae meet this cunt and sell him this bag o' puff, but he huznae turned up. You'll buy it, but, won't ye? That'll be five hunner quid, please, pal.
Oh, and could you spare a moment to talk about Amnesty International?