J-hn P--n--r -s -n th- sc-n-

Author: andydougan

Date: December 10, 2001

by andydougan
12-10-01
The afterlife isn't for me. The last nine days have been crap. I need to return to the land of the living. Who should I see about blowing this joint?
Hmm...probably G-d. He's pretty much the big cheese around here.
Gd? What kind of name is that? It isn't even pronounceable.
No, G-d. Jews aren't allowed to say the middle letter. Er, Yahweh?
Bless you.
This is going to be a long eternity...