CC86 - Phreaking

Author: andydougan

Date: December 17, 2001

by andydougan
12-17-01
Hello, Acme Plastic Surgery Unltd. How can I help?
Hi, this is Joan Rivers. My friend and I would like to complain about your service.
What's the problem?
Well, when you told Michael and me that you could give us "the looks of a film star"...
WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE REFERRING TO THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!
Will you soon be finished with the phone, Joan? I need to call the vet. Bubbles's rectum's gone and split again.