Home for Hanukkah

Author: andydougan

Date: December 25, 2001

by andydougan
12-25-01
Sheol, the Jewish afterlife
Right, that's the Rubik's Cube firmly lodged in your urethra. Now I need to cut a hole in your cheek with a pair of plastic scissors.
Five minutes later...
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Okay. Next, I've got to stretch your tonsils through the hole with heated pliers and staple them to your temple. Hold still...
Another five minutes later...
*ngg* I'd never have thought a life-restoring ritual would be such an ordeal.
Life-restoring ritual?