He'd rather feel the earth beneath his feet

Author: andydougan

Date: January 3, 2002

by andydougan
1-03-02
Live you? Or are you aught that man may question?
I'm Jon Pienaar, a political reporter with the BBC. Decide for yourself.
What happened to you? How did you end up buried?
I was killed in a plane crash orchestrated by the author of "Animal Crackers" in mid-October. I spent a few months in the Jewish afterlife before being reincarnated by Yahweh, God of Israel.
Actually, forget I asked. I don't really care.
Wait! Where are you going? Come back!