Coffin-dodger

Author: andydougan

Date: January 3, 2002

by andydougan
1-03-02
Excuse me, son. I'm a rampant necrophile. Is this the way to the graveyard?
Yeah, it's just straight on.
Hello? Hello? Are you still there? Damn, he's gone!
Wait, I think the hinge on this coffin's a bit faulty...maybe I can dig myself out of here...