The Robin Gibb of the Dimblebys strikes again

Author: andydougan

Date: January 30, 2002

by andydougan
1-30-02
Jonathan, it wasn't our fault our anti-cronyism quango ended up full of cronies. Only ten people applied for the job, and nine of them were cronies.
Only ten people applied for a job which involves no work and pays £250 a day?
Yeah, well, the sole advertisement was printed on Robin Cook's colostomy bag. And it was written in a code to which only I had the key.
We were really disappointed by the low number of applicants.
Not half as much as Robin Cook was, I'm sure.