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| I'm Captain Redundant. I often say superfluous words unnecessarily a lot when I talk. | |
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| I'm Corporal Apathy. I've also got some special trait or something. Who cares? | |
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| I'm not Colonel Perjury. I sometimes tell the truth. | |
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| That's the biggest lie I ever heard. I'm Brigadier General Hyperbole. I do nothing but exaggerate. I'm the leader of our gang, which makes me omnipotent. | |
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| We're going to hold up the corner shop. We'll make off with trillions of dollars! | |
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