Comic Cup 8 Round 2 Intro - Flack to the butcher

Author: andydougan

Date: February 22, 2002

by andydougan
2-22-02
The Hague
Bongo, you stand accused of murdering civilians, causing devastation far beyond that justified by military necessity, cruel treatment of non-combatants and crimes against humanity. How do you plead?
Thusly: I BEG YOU!!! PLEASE!!! HAVE MERCY!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!! ANYTHING!!! JUST DON'T PUT ME IN PRISUH-UH-UH-UH-UHNN!!!!!
Er, I meant do you claim to be guilty or not guilty?
Oh. Then not guilty.
Speaking of crimes against humanity, you should see some of the rules for this round...