My ass is on the line

Author: andydougan

Date: March 3, 2002

by andydougan
3-03-02
Hey, Dougan, you gave my latest picture, "A Beautiful Mind", a poor review. Apologise or I'll sic my heavies on you.
No can do, Russter. The film is blatantly designed to win as many Academy Awards as possible. Your performance is equally cynical.
Balderdash. It's yet another example of my unparagoned artistic probity.
We'll see about that when it cleans up on Oscar night.
20p says it won't.
You're on!