Comic Cup 8 Round 3 Intro - Djinn and tonic

Author: andydougan

Date: March 7, 2002

by andydougan
3-07-02
Sob. I wish someone liked me. I'm so miserable, I'll retreat to this cave and get half-cut on this bottle of London Dry stolen from my mum. Hey, what's going on?
Live you? Or are you aught that man may question?
I'm a genie. For releasing me from the magic bottle, you may have three wishes!
Presently...
Uh, I actually meant *a lot* better looking.
One down, two to go!