Pet hate shop

Author: andydougan

Date: March 12, 2002

by andydougan
3-12-02
Annoying place you have here.
Thanks. We're especially proud of our "shoes that let in water" selection.
How much for the cinema seat with the broken hinge which means you have to struggle not to fall off throughout the whole film?
A tenner. But we've got a special on: buy two and get a free old woman who stands in front of you in the queue spending half an hour looking for her bus pass when you're already late.
Done.
Okay. Here's your twenty quid.