California dreaming

Author: andydougan

Date: March 24, 2002

by andydougan
3-24-02
There was tragedy tonight at the Academy Awards ceremony after a volcano erupted beneath the Kodak Theater.
Bizarrely, this coincided with terrorists releasing chlorine gas into the air vents, the roof caving in and a meteorite striking the building. Jennie Bond is on the scene.
Corpses were found with their faces still contorted into sobs of anguish. Despite the devastation, it's believed it took most of the victims many hours to die...
Andy!
* POP! *
Andy! Wake up! Russell Crowe's just won several Oscars and is reciting a poem!
Sigh...the good dreams are always the cruellest.