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| There was tragedy tonight at the Academy Awards ceremony after a volcano erupted beneath the Kodak Theater. | |
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| Bizarrely, this coincided with terrorists releasing chlorine gas into the air vents, the roof caving in and a meteorite striking the building. Jennie Bond is on the scene. | |
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| Corpses were found with their faces still contorted into sobs of anguish. Despite the devastation, it's believed it took most of the victims many hours to die... | |
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| Andy! Wake up! Russell Crowe's just won several Oscars and is reciting a poem! | |
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| Sigh...the good dreams are always the cruellest. | |
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