Great news...if you're Satan

Author: andydougan

Date: March 25, 2002

by andydougan
3-25-02
George Bush, former president
Up you get, boy. My folks've written you a speech to keep them idiot voters supportin' our war.
Aw, dad! Do I gotta? I was hopin' to meet the guys for a line today! An' I never even wanted to be no president, anyhow!
Up! No boy of mine lazes about when he could be committin' mass murder and settin' back the progress of the world!
No fair.
After his tongue was surgically removed from the president's anus, Mr Blair said he stood shoulder to shoulder with the US government.
All goes well on earth...