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| So after I've licked off all the cream, exactly how far up do you want me to insert the fruit? | |
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| Just keep pushing until the intestinal wall feels like it's about to give. While you're doing this, reach around with the steel wool... | |
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| Uh, I hate to interrupt, but your cock's pecked a hole in the melon. | |
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| Yeah, that's the trouble with gallinaceous fowl. I've been thinking of exchanging it for a beaver or something. | |
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| Anyway, how am I supposed to fit a grapefruit into your rectum? | |
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| Well, it'll require a bit of stretching, sure, but it should be possible. Getting the cucumber into the urethra will be the really tricky bit... | |
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