TTCC - Obeying the letter, not the spirit

Author: andydougan

Date: April 5, 2002

by andydougan
4-05-02
So after I've licked off all the cream, exactly how far up do you want me to insert the fruit?
Just keep pushing until the intestinal wall feels like it's about to give. While you're doing this, reach around with the steel wool...
Uh, I hate to interrupt, but your cock's pecked a hole in the melon.
Yeah, that's the trouble with gallinaceous fowl. I've been thinking of exchanging it for a beaver or something.
Anyway, how am I supposed to fit a grapefruit into your rectum?
Well, it'll require a bit of stretching, sure, but it should be possible. Getting the cucumber into the urethra will be the really tricky bit...