Whatever gets you going

Author: andydougan

Date: April 6, 2002

by andydougan
4-06-02
Excuse me.
Is this the queue for the toilets?
No. They've put the Queen Mother's cadaver on public display, and we're waiting to gawk at it.
Uh...okay...I'll be going over here now.
But I suppose she'd do if you're desperate.