Where's Edgar Griffin when you need him?

Author: andydougan

Date: April 22, 2002

by andydougan
4-22-02
Iain Duncan Smith, Conservative leader, and David Davis, his sidekick
David! Right-wing is the new apathetic! If this carries on, we might actually win next time!
Shit. I was hoping to take over the party after this nit loses in 2005. I'll have to ruin our chances_somehow.
Er, great! Just to make sure, why don't you go on TV and publicly congratulate Monsieur Le Pen?
That oughta do it.
Oi! What's the big idea? I don't want to be associated with his sort!