Auntie Matter

Author: andydougan

Date: April 25, 2002

by andydougan
4-25-02
Greg Dyke, BBC Director-General
Huw, we're short of news for tomorrow's 6pm edition. Get John Pienaar to interview some nobody.
John Pienaar has been missing for over six months.
Damn! What'll we do?
You could always put on yet another Eastenders special, ha ha.
GREAT IDEA!!!